[S.l.] : Hachette Audio, 
6 sound discs (6.5 hr.) : digital ; 4 3/4 in.
Read by Frank Skinner.
Trying to find out why he survived 40 years of drugs and alcohol, Ozzie had his DNA mapped and science discovered that he is a genetic anomaly. This book answers reader's questions with his outrageous wit and surprising wisdom.
The doctor is in ... sane -- How to cure (almost) everything : You'll never be ill again ... probably -- Have a fucking egg : The truth about diet & exercise -- Pruning : Cleanliness is next to Ozzyness -- Family ... the other F-word : You love 'em to death , but they drive you fucking mental -- Surgery : Not just for professionals : If you want something done ... do it yourself -- General practice : Dr. Ozzy's A-to-Z of uncommon complaints -- Genetics explained ... sort of : Before reading, apply ice-pack to brain -- Friends & arseholes : For people who aren't People people -- The jelly between your eyes : It ain't easy, being mental -- Sex, romance & ballcare : Dr. Ozzy's guide to the bats and bees -- The pharmacology section : What they don't print on the label -- Croaking it : Getting ready for the big moshpit in the sky -- Dr. Ozzy's prescription pad.
Trust me, I am Doctor Ozzy